Shopping Cart

Dear Beer...

Posted by Jolene Collins on
Dear Beer...

Dear Beer,

Our relationship is complicated.

I have loved you for a long time (see above). The sound you make when your can opens elicits a Pavlovian response, knowing that your bubbly, bright, hoppy essence is soon to create joy in my mouth.

Sometimes I dream about you in yoga.

When it's hot out, I want you the most.

I think I loved you a little too hard in college. The same could be said for grad school.  It wasn't until I graduated and finally started growing up that I took a moment to ask myself what you really mean to me. I've seen you seduce members of my family. I've heard even worse stories about what you did to my grandpas. Sometimes I wonder why I even love you at all.

But then I remember.

You taste so good. You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

You've also made me do some pretty stupid shit.

Once (or twice) a year I need to give you up for a while. This will be my sixth (or so) cleanse doing so. I've learned that I'm never my best when I'm too close to you... but without you, life can be pretty boring. Like I said, it's complicated.

See you in three weeks honey,

jojo

Older Post Newer Post


48 comments

  • Mike Reno on

    Buy Caluanie Muelear oxidize & Red Mecury WhatsApp: +447401473736

    Caluaine Muelear Oxidize is one of the most demanded products in the metal or chemical processing sector, This product is used for crushing and processing precious metals and semi-precious stones. It is used for processing precious and semi-precious stones, crushing metals in the chemical industry. this makes it easier to break nails with bare hands after 10-20 seconds of immersion. Heavy water changes the properties of the metal, making it brittle. But at the moment of evaporation of heavy water, the rock returns to its previous state.
    Caluanie Muelear oxidize, made in America. our company has an exclusive contract for the supply of Caluanie in USA and Worldwide.

    -Type: caluanie muelear oxidize
    -Density: 1600 g / l and 1.944 g
    -Weight: 1650 g / l 1900 g
    -Manufacturer: USA,
    -Expiry date: no expiration date
    -Characteristics: Embrittlement of metals does not interact with other chemical components

    -Do not burn your hands
    -Designed for reusable use
    -Shipping: Worldwide Delivery
    CONTACT IF INETERESTED

    We supply other chemicals as well such as SSD, MECURY,

    Mercury metal (from latin hydrargyrum = liquid silver) is shiny and silvery and the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. Mercury metal is known since ancient times, when it was believed to be something magical and also a cure for everything. More recently Mercury metal was and still is used in thermometers and barometers and in amalgams as filling for our teeth. Elemental mercury and many of its compounds are very toxic, so it should be avoided and not be used, if there are alternatives. Mercury metal can be sold only in small quantities and perfectly sealed for laboratory or display use. CONTACT IF INTERESTED

    Contact Information

    Telegram: @Ranko3222
    WhatsApp : +447401473736

    https://toprapidsolution.blogspot.com/

  • 💞สล็อตเว็บตรง เว็บสล็อตค่ายดัง 2026💞 on

    https://x.com/NP5230322012050/status/2057335681912107161
    https://bsky.app/profile/maitho00.bsky.social/post/3mmdql62puc2y
    https://schoolido.lu/user/Supin168/
    https://www.twosapp.com/6a0ea776dc726faade2f3e04
    https://multy.me/COYlK
    https://tooter.in/Piyapol168/posts/116611217079709027
    https://lebanonhub.app/posts/960086
    https://mastodon.social/@Pawich168/116611244018959584

  • 💞สล็อตเว็บตรง เว็บสล็อตค่ายดัง 2026💞 on

    https://x.com/NP5230322012050/status/2057335681912107161
    https://bsky.app/profile/maitho00.bsky.social/post/3mmdql62puc2y
    https://schoolido.lu/user/Supin168/
    https://www.twosapp.com/6a0ea776dc726faade2f3e04
    https://multy.me/COYlK
    https://tooter.in/Piyapol168/posts/116611217079709027
    https://lebanonhub.app/posts/960086
    https://mastodon.social/@Pawich168/116611244018959584

  • 💞สล็อตเว็บตรง เว็บสล็อตค่ายดัง 2026💞 on

    https://x.com/NP5230322012050/status/2057335681912107161
    https://bsky.app/profile/maitho00.bsky.social/post/3mmdql62puc2y
    https://schoolido.lu/user/Supin168/
    https://www.twosapp.com/6a0ea776dc726faade2f3e04
    https://multy.me/COYlK
    https://tooter.in/Piyapol168/posts/116611217079709027
    https://lebanonhub.app/posts/960086
    https://mastodon.social/@Pawich168/116611244018959584

  • 💞สล็อตเว็บตรง เว็บสล็อตค่ายดัง 2026💞 on

    https://x.com/NP5230322012050/status/2057335681912107161
    https://bsky.app/profile/maitho00.bsky.social/post/3mmdql62puc2y
    https://schoolido.lu/user/Supin168/
    https://www.twosapp.com/6a0ea776dc726faade2f3e04
    https://multy.me/COYlK
    https://tooter.in/Piyapol168/posts/116611217079709027
    https://lebanonhub.app/posts/960086
    https://mastodon.social/@Pawich168/116611244018959584


Leave a comment